Beer Snobbery

     After the Great Britain Beer Festival, in London, all the brewery

 presidents decided to go out for a beer.

 The guy from Corona sits down and says, "Hey Senor, I would like the

 world's best beer, a Corona." The bartender dusts off a

 bottle from the shelf and gives it to him.

 The guy from Budweiser says, "I'd like the best beer in the world,

 give me 'The King Of Beers', a Budweiser." The bartender gives

 him one.

 The guy from Coors says, "I'd like the only beer made with Rocky

 Mountain spring water, give me a Coors." He gets it.

 The guy from Guinness sits down and says, "Give me a Coke." The

 bartender is a little taken aback, but gives him what he


 The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask "Why aren't you

 drinking a Guinness?" and the Guinness president replies,

 "Well, I figured if you guys aren't drinking beer, neither would I."

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