The Cop and the Kid

 On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic

 light & next to him is a kid on his shiny new bike.  The cop

 says to the kid, "Nice bike you got there.  Did Santa bring

 that to you?" The Kid says, "Yeah." The cop says, "Well, next

 year tell Santa to put a tail-light on that bike." The cop

 then proceeds to issue the kid a $20.00 bicycle safety

 violation ticket. The kid takes the ticket and before he rides

 off says, "By the way, that's a nice horse you got there.  Did

 Santa bring that to you?" Humoring the kid, the cop says,

 "Yeah, he sure did." The kid says,"Well, next year tell Santa

 to put the dick underneath the horse, instead of on top."