Computer Humor

   Top 55 T-Shirt Slogans as told by Computer People.

1.      Cannot find REALITY.SYS.  Universe halted.
2.      COFFEE.EXE Missing -- Insert Cup and Press Any Key
3.      Buy a Pentium 586/90 so you can reboot faster.
4.      2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2.
5.      Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
6.      Computers are not intelligent.  They only think they are.
7.      My software never has bugs.  It just develops random features.
10.     <------------ The information went data way -------------
11.     Best file compression around:  "DEL ." = 100% compression
12.     The definition of an upgrade:  Take old bugs out, put new ones in.
13.     BREAKFAST.COM Halted ... Cereal Port Not Responding
14.     The name is Baud ... James Baud.
15.     BUFFERS=20  FILES=15  2nd down, 4th quarter, 5 yards to go !!
16.     Access denied -- nah na nah na nah nah !!
17.     C:\> Bad command or file name!  Go stand in the corner.
18.     Bad command.  Bad, bad command!  Sit!  Stay!  Staayy....
19.     Why doesn't DOS every say, "EXCELLENT command or filename!"
20.     As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.
21.     Southern DOS:  Y'all reckon?  (Yep/Nope)
22.     Backups?  We don't NEED no steenkin' backups.
23.     E Pluribus Modem
24.     >... File not found.  Should I fake it?  (Y/N)
25.     Ethernet (n):  something used to catch the Etherbunny.
26.     A mainframe:  The biggest PC peripheral available.
27.     An error?  Impossible!  My modem is error correcting.
28.     CONGRESS.SYS Corrupted:  Re-boot Washington, D.C.? (Y/N)
29.     Does fuzzy logic tickle?
30.     A computer's attention span is as long as its power cord.
31.     11th commandment -- Covet not thy neighbor's Pentium
32.     24 hours in a day ... 24 Jolt Colas in a case ... Coincidence?
33.     Disinformation is not as good as datinforation.
34.     Windows:  Just another pane.
35.     SENILE.COM found ... Out Of Memory ...
36.     Who is General Failure and why's he reading my disk?
37.     Ultimate office automation:  networked coffee.
38.     RAM disk is not an installation procedure.
39.     Shell to DOS ... Come in DOS, do you copy?  Shell to DOS ...
40.     All computers wait at the same speed.
41.     DEFN:  Computer -- A device designed to speed and automate errors.
42.     Press -- to continue ...
43.     Smash forehead on keyboard to continue ...
44.     Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue ...
45.     ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI !!
46.     E-mail returned to sender -- insufficient voltage.
47.     Help!  I'm modeming ... and I can't hang up !!
48.     All wiyht.  Rho sritched mg kegboawd awound?
49.     Error:  Keyboard not attached.  Press F1 to continue.
50.     "640k ought to be enough for anybody." -- Bill Gates, 1981
52.     Hidden DOS secret:  add BUGS=OFF to your CONFIG.SYS
53.     Press any key ... No, no, no, NOT THAT ONE !!
54.     Press any key to continue or any other key to quit ...
55.     Go ahead, make my data!

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