Top 10 Rejected Dr. Seuss Titles

1.  The Cat in the Blender 
2.  Herbert the Pervert Likes Sherbert 
3.  Fox in Detox 
4.  Who Shat in the Hat? 
5.  Horton Hires a Ho 
6.  The Flesh-Eating Lorax 
7.  How the Grinch Stole Columbus Day 
8.  Your Colon Can Moo---Can You? 
9.  Zippy the Rabid Gerbil 
10. Are You My Proctologist? 
11. Aunts in My Pants 
12. The Grinch's Ten Inches 
13. Green Cheese & Spam 
14. Who Flung Goo on Betty Sue? 

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