The Frog

                                      
   This woman goes to a pet store to purchase
  some dogfood.  She puts the bag of food up on the
  counter and notices a box full of frogs.

  She reads the sign on the box...and it says...
  "Love making Frogs ?20.00 each. (comes with
  instructions)".  She looks at it for a minute...looks
  around to see if anyone's watching her...and she
  whispers to the man behind the counter...
  "I'LL TAKE ONE."  He packages up a frog.

  The woman grabs her dog food and is on her way home.
  She gets home...takes out the instructions and
  reads them carefully doing exactly what it says to do.

  1. Take a shower.  Put on some nice smelling perfume.
  2. Put on a very sexy Teddy.
  3. Crawl into bed...spread your legs and
  put the frog down "THERE".

  To her surprise, nothing happens.  So, she thought,
  perhaps the scent she chose is not appealing to the frog...
  So, she showers again...and tries another perfume.
  She gets back into bed, puts the frog between her legs
  and...NOTHING.

  She's totally frustrated at this point.

  She reads the instructions again thinking that there
  might be something she overlooked.  At the bottom of
  the paper it says...If you have any problems or
  questions, please call the pet store.

  So, she does.  The man behind the counter says, "I've
   had a few complaints earlier today, I'll be right over to
  check out the problem".

   A few minutes later he knocks on the door. He enters
  and says, "You'll have to show me exactly what you did".
  She does. She showers, puts on the perfume and the
  Teddy, gets into bed...and puts the frog between her legs.

  NOTHING HAPPENS.  She says see, I've done everything
  according to the instructions and the damn thing just sits there.

  The man looking very concerned, picks up the frog,
  looks directly into its eyes and says, "I'M ONLY GOING
  TO SHOW YOU HOW TO DO THIS ONE MORE TIME!"