Here is a list of actual English subtitles 

 used in films made in Hong Kong:  WHAT LANGUAGE BARRIER!


 1. I am damn unsatisfied to be killed in this way.

 2. Fatty, you with your thick face have hurt my instep.

 3. Gun wounds again?

 4. Same old rules: no eyes, no groin.

 5. A normal person wouldn't steal pituitaries.

 6. Damn, I'll burn you into a BBQ chicken!

 7. Take my advice, or I'll spank you without pants.

 8. Who gave you the nerve to get killed here?

 9. Quiet or I'll blow your throat up.

 10. You always use violence. I should've ordered glutinous rice


 11. I'll fire aimlessly if you don't come out!

 12. You daring lousy guy.

 13. Beat him out of recognizable shape!

 14. I have been scared sh*tless too much lately.

 15. I got knife scars more than the number of your leg's hair!

 16. Beware! Your bones are going to be disconnected.

 17. The bullets inside are very hot. Why do I feel so cold?

 18. How can you use my intestines as a gift?

 19. This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum.

      I am sure you will not mind that I remove your

      manhoods and leave them out on the dessert flour for

      your aunts to eat.

 20.  Yah-hah, evil spider woman! I have captured you by the

      short rabbits  and can now deliver you violently to your

      gynecologist for a thorough extermination.

 21.  Greetings, large black person. Let us not forget to form a

      team together and go into the country to inflict the pain of

      our karate  feets on some ass of the giant lizard person.

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