Actual Insurance Form Quotes

     Many have experienced the confusion of traffic accidents and have
had  to summerize correctly what happened in a few words or  less
on insurance or accident forms.   The following quotes were taken
From those forms and were eventually published in the Toronto Sun

 1) Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a
    tree I don't have.

 2) The other car collided with mine without giving warning of
    it's intentions.

 3) I though my window was down, but I found out it was up when I
    put my hand through it.

 4) I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way.

 5) A truck backed through my windshield into my wife's face.

 6) A pedestrian hit me and went under my car.

 7) The guy was all over the road, I had to swerve a number of
    times before I hit him.

 8) I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my
    mother-in-law and headed over the embankment.

 9) In my attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole.

10) I had been shopping for plants all day and was on my way
    home, as I reached an intersection, a hedge sprang up,
    obscuring my vision.

11) I had been driving for 40 years when I fell asleep at the
    wheel and had an accident.

12) I was on my way to the doctors with rear end trouble, when my
    universal joints gave way, causing me to have an accident.

13) As I approched the intersection, a stop sign suddenly
    appeared to stop in time to avoid the accient.

14) To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front, I struck the

15) My car was legally parked as it backed into the other

16) An Invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my car and

17) I told the police that I was not injured, but on removing my
    hat, I found that I had a skull fracture.

18) I was sure the old fellow would not make it to the other side
    of the street when I struck him.

19) The pedestrian had no idea which way to go, so I ran over

20) I saw the slow moving, sad faced gentleman as he bounced off
    the hood of my car.

21) I was thrown from my car as it left the road, I was later
    found in a ditch by some stray cows.

22) The telephone pole was approching fast, I attempted to swerve
    out of it's way, when it struck the front of my car.

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