Quotes by Kids

                                      
     -- No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.
 
    -- When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair.
 
    -- If your sister hits you, don't hit her back.  They always catch
       the second person.
 
    -- Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.
 
    -- You can't trust dogs to watch your food.
 
    -- Reading what people write on desks can teach you a lot.
 
    -- Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
 
    -- Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a tic tac.
 
    -- Never hold a dustbuster and a cat at the same time.
 
    -- School lunches stick to the wall.
 
    -- You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
 
    -- Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
  
    -- The best seat in the house.... Daddy's lap.