Quotes by Kids

     -- No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.
    -- When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair.
    -- If your sister hits you, don't hit her back.  They always catch
       the second person.
    -- Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.
    -- You can't trust dogs to watch your food.
    -- Reading what people write on desks can teach you a lot.
    -- Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
    -- Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a tic tac.
    -- Never hold a dustbuster and a cat at the same time.
    -- School lunches stick to the wall.
    -- You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
    -- Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
    -- The best seat in the house.... Daddy's lap.

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