Top 20 Rejected Children's Book Titles

                                     

     * Where in the New York Area is Jimmy Hoffa?
     * The Unabomber Pop-Up Manifesto and Coloring Book
     * The Frog Formerly Known as Prince
     * Alice in WonderBraLand
     * The Legend of Three-Card Monte
     * 40 Whacks: Counting With Lizzie
     * The Little Engine That Could, If Only That Damned Gout Would Go
       Away
     * Girls Are From Venus, Boys Are From Cootieland
     * Where the Wildings Are
     * The Little Big Book of Necrophelia
     * The J. Edgar Hoover Dress-Up Book
     * Joe Camel and The Magic Cancer Stick
     * The Crack House at Pooh Corner
     * The Dummy's Guide to Crying
     * When Mommy Leaves Daddy, And What You Did to Cause It
     * Where's Waldo's Weewee?
     * The Dyslexic's Big Anagram Book
     * Barney's Bleeding and Nobody Can Help
     * Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
     * Furious George Delivers the Mail