The Liar

     Man's wife asks him to go to the store to buy some cigarettes. So he
walks down to the store only to find it closed. So he goes into a nearby
bar to use the vending machine. At the bar he sees a beautiful woman and starts

talking to her. They have a couple of beers and one thing leads to another and 
they end up in her apartment.  After they've had their fun, he realizes its
3AM and says, "Oh no, its so late, my wife's going to kill me. Have you
got any talcum powder?" She gives him some talcum powder, which he 
proceeds to rub on his hands and then he goes home.
His wife is waiting for him in the doorway and she is pretty pissed. "Where
the hell have you been?"  "Well, honey, its like this. I went to the store like 
you asked, but they were closed. So I went to the bar to use the vending 
machine. I saw this great looking chick there and we had a few drinks
and one thing led to another and I ended up in bed with her."
"Oh yeah? Let me see your hands!"  She sees his hands are covered with 
powder and... "You liar!!!  You went bowling again!!!" 

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