Top 10 New Names for the Mir Spacestation

                                      

15. The AMC Spacer

14. Crazy Ed's Last Chance Galactic Truck Stop &
    Fireworks Stand

13. I-Can't-Believe-It's-a-Space-Station

12. Skylab for Dummies

11. Emergency Vodka Storage Unit #6

10. Absolut NightMir

9. The New, Improved People's Deathtrap 2000 ("Now with
   leaks!")

8. Space Toast Coast-to-Coast

7. The S. S. Minnowsky

6. The Black Cat, Walking Under a Ladder, Broken Mirror,
   Spilled Salt, Friday the 13th Space Module

5. Kaputnik

4. Cattlecar Galactica

3. Old Spacey Spice

2. The Amazing Orbiting Barge O'Death

...and the Number 1 New Name for the Mir Space Station

1.  Deepsix Nine