The OBGYN Story

    For all those who tend to be humiliated at the OB-GYN office...
A Melbourne, Florida, radio station paid money ($100-$500) for
people to tell their most embarrassing stories. This one netted the

"I was due later that week for an appointment with the
gynecologist when early one morning I received a phone call from his office. I
had been rescheduled for 9:30 a.m. that morning.
I had just packed everyone off to school and it was 8:45
already. The trip to his office usually took about 35 minutes so I didn't
have any time to spare.
As most women do, I'm sure, I like to take a little extra
effort over hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn't going
to be able to make the full effort. So I rushed upstairs, threw off my
dressing gown, wet the washcloth and gave myself a wash in "that area"
in front of the sink, taking extra care to make sure I was presentable.
I threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some
clothes, hopped in the car, and raced to my appointment. I was in the waiting
room only a few minutes when he called me in.
Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure you all do, I hopped up on
the table, looked over at the other side of the room and pretended I was
in Hawaii or some other place a million miles away from there. I was a
little surprised when he said "my...we have taken a little extra
effort this morning, haven't we?" But I didn't respond.
The appointment was over. I heaved a sigh of relief, and went
home. The rest of the day went normally-some shopping, cleaning, and the
evening meal, etc.
At 8:30 that evening, my 14 year old daughter was getting ready
to go to a school dance when she called down from the bathroom, "Mom,
where's my washcloth?"
I called back for her to get another from the cabinet. She called back,
"No! I need the one that was here by the sink, it had all my
glitter and sparkles in it!!" 

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