The Priest and the Rabbi

     A rabbi and a priest get into a car accident and it's a bad one.
 Both cars are totally demolished, but amazingly, neither are hurt.
 
 They crawl out of their cars and the rabbi sees the priest's collar
 and says, "So you're a priest.  I'm a rabbi.  Just look at our
 cars.  There's nothing left but we are unhurt. This must be a sign from
 God.  God must have meant that we should meet and be friends and live
 together in peace the rest of our days."
 
 And the priest said, "I agree with you completely.  This must be a
 sign from God.
 
 And the rabbi said, "and look at this.  Here's another miracle.  My
 car is completely demolished but this bottle of Mogen David wine
 didn't break, surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate
 our good fortune. And so he handed the bottle to the  priest. The priest 
 said he agreed, took a few big swigs, and handed the bottle back to the
 rabbi. The rabbi took the bottle, didn't drink at all, put the cap on, 
 and handed it back to the priest.
 
 The priest asked, "aren't you going to have any?"And the rabbi
 replied, "No....I think I'll just wait for the police."