The "Quickie"

                                      
    This guy goes into a restaurant and looks over the menu. After a few
 
 minutes, the waitress comes to the table and asks the guy what he'd like.
 
 The guy says, "I'd like a quickie". The waitress flushes and says, That's
 
 not funny, sir. Now, what would you like to order?"
 
 The guy says, "I'd really like a quickie". The waitress slaps him hard and
 
 storms off angrily.
 
 Another customer, overhearing the conversation, leans over and says to the
 
 guy, "Um, I think that it's pronounced 'quiche'"