Top 10 Best Tyson Jokes

NO. 10
   Tyson already has his next fight lined up, with Lorena Bobbitt. Winner
   eats all.
   - Susan E. Schaefer, Beaumont, Calif.

NO. 9
   This gives new meaning to box lunch.
   - Loren Brunsvold

NO. 8
   Reporter: Evander, what did you think when Tyson bit off your ear?
   Holyfield: What?
   - Vivienne Moen

NO. 7
   Spock-vs.-Tyson bout hastily canceled
   - John Corl, Rochester, N.Y.

NO. 6
   What did Mike Tyson say to Van Gogh?
   You gonna eat that?
   - Mark Hunt

NO. 5
   Did you hear about the new Mike Tyson computer?
   It has two bytes and no memory
   - Jay Hutchins, Longmont, Colo.

NO. 4
   Next bout: Tyson vs. Hannibal Lecter, with Julia Child to referee. To be
held in
Hungary. Billed as, The snackfest in Budapest.
   - Terry Vance

NO. 3
   How does Mike Tyson differ from Metallica? Metallica leaves a ringing in
your ears. Tyson leaves your ear in a ring.
   - Philip C. Ellis, Huntsville, Ala.

NO. 2
   Slogans for Tyson-Holyfield III
   The Third Gogh Around
   Dahmer vs. Psalmer
   The Last Supper
   Ear-Reconcilable Differences
   Grazing Bull
   You Wanna Piece of Me?
   Blood Sweat and Ears
   No Lobe Lost
   Bite of the Century---Because you're dumb enough to pay for it.
   - Tim Solley

NO. 1
   When interviewed after the fight, Tyson's first remarks were that it
tasted like chicken.
- Raul Rodriguez, Topeka, Kan.

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