Labor Union

     A dedicated shop steward was at a convention in Las Vegas and decided
   to check out the local brothels.
   When he got to the first one, he asked the madame, "Is this a union
   "No, I'm sorry it isn't."
   "Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"
   "The house gets $80 and the girls get $20."
   Mightily offended at such unfair dealings, the man stomped off down
   the street in search of a more equitable shop.
   His search continued as long as you want to draw things out, until
   finally he reached a brothel where the madame said, "Why yes, this is
   a union house."
   "And if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"
   "The girls get $80 and the house gets $20."
   "That's more like it!" the man said. He looked around the room and
   pointed to a stunningly attractive redhead. "I'd like her for the
   "I'm sure you would, sir," said the madame, gesturing to a fat
   fifty-year-old woman in the corner, "but Ethel here has seniority."

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