A ventriloquist cowboy walked into a little Oklahoma town and saw a rancher sitting on his porch with his dog: Cowboy: Hey, cool dog. Mind if I speak to him? Rancher: Dawgs cain't talk. Cowboy: Hey dog, how's it going? Dog: Doin alright. Rancher: (Extreme look of shock) Cowboy: Is this your owner? (pointing at rancher) Dog: Yep. Cowboy: How's he treat you? Dog: Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food, and takes me to the lake once a week to play. Rancher: (Look of disbelief) Cowboy: Mind if I talk to your horse? Rancher: Horses cain't talk! Cowboy: Hey horse, how's it goin? Horse: Cool. Rancher: (an even wilder look of shock) Cowboy: Is this your owner? (pointing at rancher) Horse: Yep. Cowboy: How's he treat you? Horse: Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often, and keeps me in the barn to protect me from the elements. Rancher: (total look of amazement) Cowboy: Mind if I talk to your sheep? Rancher: (gesticulating wildly, and hardly able to talk). Them sheep ain't nothin but liars!!!
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