Yo Mamma!

                                      
     YO MAMA IS SO FAT ---

 --when she hauls ass she has to make two trips.
 --when she dances she makes the band skip.
 --when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease the doctor gave
 her 13
 years to live.
 --she puts mayonnaise on aspirin.
 --her ass has its own congressman.
 --her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.
 --when she goes to the zoo the elephants throw her peanuts.
 --her high school graduation picture was an aerial photograph.
 --her driver's license says Picture continued on other side."
 --the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs.
 --Place Your Ad Here" is printed on each of her butt cheeks.
 --all the restaurants in town have signs that say:  "MaximumOccupancy:
 240
 Patrons OR Yo Mama"     
 --when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk
 carton.
 --when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down.
 --she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
 --she's got smaller fat women orbiting around her
 --she could sell shade.
 --when she crosses the street, cars look out for her.
 --she gets runs in her jeans.
 --her blood type is Ragu.
 --when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get a menu, she gets an
 estimate.
 --if she got her shoes shined, she'd have to take his word for it!
 --she has to put her belt on with a boomerang.
 --her belly button doesn't have lint, it has sweaters